This is a little segment I plan to call “Ducking Phone.” It will consist of all the texts my phone screws up. I know they have a website for that, several, probably, but who cares. I don’t know how my phone comes up with this stuff, it’s not even an iPhone, or that fancy, but it screws up good sometimes. Case in point, this morning.
Text from friend:
Her: It’s only 8:30 and work is already filled with stress and drama.
Me: Are you even porn yet?
Her: Open? Nope!
She speaks fluent Autocorrect, thank goodness.
I am normally a second shift worker and yup, that sucks. At the moment, I am temporarily ok first shift so I can be home at night to give my son son some extra help with school work and reading. My boss was nice enough to let me trade places with a woman who was nice enough to do it. No one else on my shift knows how to do all the facets of the job, yet, hence the trading places.
A month ago I would have told you that a permanent day time position was still 2-3 years out. Until…. someone quit to go work elsewhere! Spot opened up! Of course, it wasn’t that easy, there is a policy and a process and I had to apply for the spot. So…. on Thursday, almost 2 weeks after applying, I found out the permanent 7-3 spot is mine. Yay! Again, of course it’s not that easy. I still have to return to second shift when this temporary gig is up in 3 weeks, and train someone to be able to do all areas of the job. So when do I start permanently? It’s up in the air. Could be up to a year. Honestly, I’m expecting it to take a year, just because. Sooner would be great, but do I care? Nope! I have the spot, and it’s 2 whole years sooner than I was expecting. I will still be on first shift before my daughter starts middle school, and that is awesome!
I am already planning a nap for later. Later, as in, the first available opportunity. Ah, weekends.
I love electradaddy because he is always there to say something nice when you need it, even when he doesn’t know you are having a rough go with things that day.
He always says the nicest things. He always encourages me. Always supports me. He is an amazing being in this world. I love seeing his hearts and reading his comments. Even when my day is hell and I’ve given up on humanity, I remember there are people like him in the world and it makes me smile.
His morning humor posts always make me laugh, which I greatly appreciate. Because I think this will make him laugh, when I was trying to tag him in this post, Tumblr kept trying to tag Carmen Electra instead. You are totally the best electra.
Thanks a bunch Nickelodeon. My kids WERE getting along until this special called The Top 10 Annoying Things My Sibling Does came on. Then my daughter had to make a list of stuff about her brother that annoys her. Well of course he had to return the favor and now I have to listen to “I don’t do that”, “Yes you do,” “No I don’t.” Gee, thanks Nick.
